Using Bees To Effect Vengeance |
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Monday, October 22, 2001
Did you know that both Paris and Berlin have openly gay mayors? Me either. ''Ich bin schwul und das ist gut so'' -- catchy, huh? If Yahoo doesn't update their English Premier League fantasy soccer scores in a more timely fashion, I'm going to have to have a word with somebody. None of us want that. The new Wilco record is kind of a downer. People who say the economy is going to rebound within the next year clearly consume vats of outrageously potent class-A drugs on a daily basis. That goes triple for people saying so about the tech sector. On a not entirely unrelated note -- an excerpt from a competitor's most recent quarterly earnings statement: "As a result of continued weakness in the market environment, revenues for the second fiscal quarter totaled $11.6 million compared to $102.0 million in the same period a year ago." |
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