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Friday, May 24, 2002
 
Somehow that last entry got posted before it was quite finished. Neddy mind -- on to bigger and better things. Like a new best-of-breed enterprise software tool that augments content management systems with incremental functionality enabling the seamless integration of contextually relevant gluteal graphics into any pre-existing website. In other words, an app that lets you put a picture of an arse of practically any web page you wish. [via b3ta]

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Thursday, May 23, 2002
 
Wow, two weeks passes quickly when you're busy.

It was fun watching my brother graduate last week. That's it -- my parents' children have all entered the real world, as it's amusingly known in some quarters.

I lined up some interviews while I was Austin and they all went very well, which was encouraging. Now it's just waiting for some word of the decision. Will there be an unprecedented bidding war for my services, or will they all independently opt for "thanks but no thanks"? With any luck, I'll have some idea in the next week.

If none of them come through, we'll be OK for a while, but it would sure be nice to land a paying gig so we can find our own place to live rather than relying on the kindness of our parents, my brother, and his roommate (incidentally, hearty congrats to Matt, who recently strode into the arena of the affianced). In the meantime, it's cleaning and packing and canceling utilities and paying bills and writing thankyou emails and opening bank accounts and informing one's "network" and spending time with friends.

Speaking of networks, I apparently grew one when I wasn't looking. Quite a few people have graciously hooked me up with job leads, and I didn't have to schmooze them or bullshit them or cold call them. I just asked them what was going on with them when I saw them (out of genuine interest, imagine that), told them what was going on with me, and they said, "Oh I know so and so". It was painless, I'm enormously grateful to them, and I look forward to returning the favors.

Been listening to:

  • Ed Harcourt: very good, Waits/Buckley/BadlyDrawnBoy/Elliott Smith type stuff, more adventurous than most, and with a few truly gorgeous songs despite the odd dodgy lyric. Try songs #3 and #5.


  • Some achingly beautiful demos that our friend Pamela Miller recorded in Austin with Craig Ross (who's worked with Lisa Germano, Spoon, Red House Painters, David Garza...oh, see for yourself). The songs themselves are brief, unmediated and direct, each one fitted out with a heartbreaking melody. Ross's "production" -- I think most of it is live to two-track -- evokes Giant Sand, Lanois, and (funnily enough) Germano (or OP8, I guess). He wisely keeps Pam's vocals front and center and ensures that the accompaniment is vibey and loose, interesting but understated. It's the best stuff she's done, and I'm really looking to where she goes from here. Pam is playing the Living Room on June 15th (I believe -- doublecheck closer to the time). If you live in New York and are into music, you should check her out.


  • The new Wilco, mais oui.


  • The new Badly Drawn Boy


  • Some funny bootleg mixes from Base58


  • Exhilarating Cathartic Positivity, a mix I made for some of our friends at the new year.


  • I Am Kloot


  • Kinks Kronikles (Is "Autumn Almanac" the catchiest song of all time? There must be at least 10 or 15 distinct hooks in that song. Let's make it an MP3 of The Time Increment.)






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    Tuesday, May 07, 2002

    Saturday, May 04, 2002
     
    According to Freeworld, the late Kirsty MacColl's terrific album Tropical Brainstorm has sold over 50,000 copies in the US and is still selling 500-odd a week. The super-catchy single "In These Shoes" was voted #1 song of 2001 by KGSR-Austin listeners...and, most touchingly, a bench in Soho Square has been dedicated to Kirsty. Sniff.

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    Thursday, May 02, 2002
     
    First CueCat and now banning deep links...Belo really does not understand the Internet.

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    Apropos my earlier post: Index of Logical Fallacies [via Metafilter] -- the antidote, once again, is Hayakawa.

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    "Suddenly I have an insatiable urge to watch He-Man while eating Fun Fruits." I'm going to go ahead and say this is one of the finer sentences ever seen on a weblog, and as evocative a description of nostalgia for childhood as anything in Proust's À la recherche du temps perdu

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    Battleground God -- a test to determine whether your beliefs about God are internally consistent. [via Flutterby]

    Congratulations!


    You have been awarded the TPM medal of honour! This is our highest award for outstanding service on the intellectual battleground. The fact that you progressed through this activity neither being hit nor biting a bullet suggests that your beliefs about God are internally consistent and very well thought out.

    They bloody well better be, given the amount of thought I've put into them!

    A direct hit would have occurred had you answered in a way that implied a logical contradiction. You would have bitten bullets had you responded in ways that required that you held views that most people would have found strange, incredible or unpalatable. However, you avoided both these fates - and in doing so qualify for our highest award. A fine achievement!

    37469 people have completed this activity to date.
    You suffered zero direct hits and bit zero bullets.
    This compares with the average player of this activity to date who takes 1.29 hits and bites 1.06 bullets.
    8.44% of the people who have completed this activity, like you, emerged unscathed with the TPM Medal of Honour.


    I must admit, I was confident going into this test. If there's one thing I work hard at, it's being logically internally consistent. You think I'm being facetious, but I'm not.

    As some of you know (Hi Georjean!), when discussing religion, I almost always end up foaming at the mouth about the need for internal consistency rather than debating whether God actually does or doesn't exist. As even more of you know (Hi everyone!), I tend to be very process-focused rather than results-focused, in a Kantian fashion, if you will, as it were, to be sure.

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    Wednesday, May 01, 2002
     
    Wow, what a beautiful day here in Brooklyn. Went and got some of my hair chopped off ("sideys intact, please") and came home to hear our landlord playing electric guitar again. He always plays along with Rolling Stones songs -- today it was Angie, often its Honky Tonk Women or Brown Sugar. Once he surprised me with Hand Of Fate -- what a great, great song. Even landlordly guitar overdub wankery couldn't ruin it.

    Anyway, off to a Yankees game now.

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    Hamas would accept Saudi peace plan, spokesman says / Group would stop attacks on Israelis if occupation ends

    Am I horribly cynical for not taking these statements at face value? Forgoing the right of return? Guaranteeing Jewish access to holy sites in Jerusalem? Having "good neighborhood" with Israelis? Where the hell did this come from? It certainly contradicts everything stated in the Hamas Charter and belies the actions Hamas has taken to disrupt every promising negotiation of the last 15 years.

    If Hamas does endorse this spokesman's comments, I imagine Israel will come under international fire for being skeptical, but can anyone really blame them? Hamas constitutes a totalizing ideology for its adherents, and to give credence to the idea that the poor Palestinians whom Hamas has radicalized will suddenly reject everything they've been brought up to believe about their right to control all of Palestine, the impossibility of living with Jews, the betrayal that a negotiated peace would represent, the absolute indispensability of a right to return to their ancestors' olive groves, is dangerously ignorant.

    It will take years of good behavior for Hamas to earn any shred of credibility as peacemakers.

    For what it's worth, I think Israel's long-standing policy of encouraging settlements in the West Bank is destructive -- and to be honest, I don't have an enormous amount of sympathy for the Israeli couple whose 5 year old daughter was recently murdered by militants (obviously murder is inexcusable, but what responsible parents would move with their young children to a West Bank settlement? They placed their desire to make an ideological point above the safety of their kids). And I'm not keen on Sharon -- while he's not the wild-eyed butcher some make him out to be, I don't fully trust him as a peacemaker either (particularly given his views on settlements).

    On the whole though, I think Israel is getting a bad rap. They're right to point out that, where the US was content to indiscrimintately bomb Taliban strongholds from the air in order to root out terrorists, Israel is taking the harder road by going house-to-house in search of terrorists, in order to minimize the impact on innocent civilians. While I have no doubt the IDF have killed innocent people, I am also sure they have taken measures to avoid doing so ...unlike the Hamas, Al Aqsa, and Islamic Jihad militants, who intentionally kill as many innocents as possible.

    It is an enormously depressing situation. On the whole, I would be in favor of a return to 1967 borders, a Palestinian state on the West Bank, and a heavy international presence to enforce the rules. Whether Sharon would go for it, I don't know. Whether Arafat would go for it, I don't know...especially since he rejected the best offer he is ever likely to get when he walked away from the table in early 2001. What really concerns me is whether the Palestinians would abide by the terms of any agreement -- Arafat's actions often run counter to his rhetoric, and Hamas, Islamic Jihad etc. hardly appear to be committed to peaceful co-existence with Israel, the above article aside. I don't have the same concerns about Israel's willingness to abide by any agreement. Why? Partly because I'm Jewish, I suppose, but also because Israel has abided by agreements with other Arab nations in the past (Egypt, Jordan), because it is a democratic state whose leaders ultimately answer to the will of the people, and because Israelis have not been bred to work for the destruction of any Palestinian state.

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