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Thursday, March 27, 2003
 
Lots of thoughts swirling around the last few days, but it's been a busy time at work as well so no time to blog.

This war sure is confusing, huh? In the past, there has been more or less an information blackout, with newspapers & TV essentially dependent on military briefings for any information whatsoever. This time, it's total information overload -- rumors passed along in near real time, embedded reporters all over the shop, military analysts passing judgment on the fly, "news" from al-Jazeera, Debka, BBC, Le Monde, FoxNews, CNN, and Salam. The only viable option is to more or less give every piece of news a few days in which to prove its authenticity (although that authenticity is only temporary -- it was years after the Gulf War before we learned that the vaunted Patriot missiles shot down exactly 0 Scuds during that conflict).

Anyway, it's astonishing that bloggers all over the Internet are doing play-by-play commentary on this war. Here are some interesting sites, if you're keeping up with this as obsessively as I am:

Command Post -- collective blog that's basically pro-war, but good for news tidbits and rumours from all over
Agonist -- frequently updated war news, more balanced than Command Post
Daily Kos -- anti-war blog by ex-military guy, some really great analysis to be found here
BBC Reporters Blog -- what it says on the tin
The Rational Enquirer -- links to useful articles from an anti-war perspective
Tacitus -- Interesting analysis, thoughtfully pro-war
Where is Raed -- see below

Plus CNN, The Guardian, and The New York Times

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Wednesday, March 19, 2003
 
In case you haven't seen it yet, check out Salam's blog from Baghdad.

The comments some people have posted on his site will make you sick if you're not careful -- it's profoundly upsetting that there are people who can listen to an articulate Iraqi voice conveying with devastating specificity what it is like to be living in Baghdad at this time, and then turn around and patronizingly lecture him with high-flown arguments about Freedom, or dismiss his nuanced thoughts with braindead jingoistic bullshit. We all know how brilliant weblogs are at revealing the personalities of the authors -- they're inescapably and achingly personal. Reading Salam's blog tonight of all nights was a shock to my system, as it immediately made real all the conceptual arguments of the last few months. I guess my response was not a universal one, as some chose to treat him like just another punk weblogger kid trying on some fashionable liberalism. HE IS IN BAGHDAD!! You are sitting in smug safety, enjoying freedom that you did absolutely nothing to earn. You have no right to talk to him like he's one of the unenlightened who will soon be thanking you for bombing his neighborhood. And where's the fucking empathy?

"Innocent civilians" is a concept, no matter how specific you try to make it. Salam is a person, and a brave one at that. I hope he will be OK.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2003
 
Very depressing last night. Watched George W. Chimpy Chimp Chimper Chimperoo Bush give his speech -- well delivered, especially for him -- and then watched a 2 hr Frontline special on the last 25 years of Iraq and a Bill Moyers program on Iraq after that. It's a solemn day today, and it prompted a few thoughts.

I feel the weight of history bearing down from the future. Will Bush be hailed as the visionary with the guts to adjust the world security apparatus to respond to a new type of threat or the catastrophic bumbler who destabilized the whole world by overreacting to September 11? Will Chirac be viewed as the principled diplomat who tried to defend the august principles of multilateralism against the fatally wild-eyed Bush administration, or the Neville Chamberlain who almost derailed the sweepingly successful overthrow of Saddam Hussein, the subsequent democratization of the Middle East and the concomitant flowering of Arab potential? We don't know what's going to happen, but history will judge us for the stands we take today as if we did. Issues that are so messy now will be illuminated by future events -- the truths that today are hopelessly enmeshed with and obscured by misapprehensions, faulty assumptions, and transitory considerations will gleam so brightly one day that the world will wonder how we ever failed to pick them out.

World leaders will of course be remembered for how they voted in the Security Council on this issue, but it's not just the great and the good that will be remembered. It's 2003, and some of us have weblogs. My thoughts are here for the world to see -- for my grandkids to see. They could be reading this right now and marvelling at how I could have criticized the great George W. Bush, the way we might marvel at contemporary criticism of Lincoln. Or they could be reading this right now in astonishment at how evenhanded I'm being towards the most tragically wrongheaded president in history. I'm aware that they can judge me, and it freights my ever-changing moods with world-historical import. I can't help thinking that this is going to be one of those issues that seems very clear cut a couple of generations from now, and I don't want to be on the wrong side of history's judgement. How's that for neurotic?

It is rather interesting that those of us who've blogged our opinions about this matter (or any other matter, for that matter) have left an electron trail. Perhaps it will serve as a corrective to our natural impulses to rewrite The Movie Of Our Life after the fact, play up the salutary, de-emphasize the shameful, the blinkered, or the unflattering. There will be this public record of our thoughts that our parents, grandparents, and ancestors likely never had to contend with.

For what it's worth, I agree with Bill Clinton's take on how we got to this precipice. I hope hope hope that civilian casualties will be kept to a strict minimum, that the liberation of the Iraqis retroactively legitimizes the sacrifices that were made, and that Arab democracy ceases to become an oxymoron as a result.

Which is a nice segue to the other thing I wanted to talk about. This 48 hours to war/possible dissolution of post-war order/shock'n'awe malarkey has overshadowed an enormously important development that took place yesterday. I speak of the Palestinian parliamentary debate over the powers of their new Prime Minister. This debate featured lots of cigarette smoking, some threats of resignation, and much storming from the chamber. But ultimately the role of the prime minister was not eviscerated, and there were signs that the Palestinian Authority may yet transcend the Cult of Arafat. That kind of development is encouraging -- I hope it can survive Iraq War '03.




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Friday, March 14, 2003
 

One of the things that has enriched my life this year is a certain West Ham message board. Practically every day, there's something that triggers a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Anyway, there's a thread today about pre-match superstitions:

"Away games: we take a tatty 1980 pennant with us
Away games: we take a scarf that got hot chocolate spilled on it at Darth Ferguson's Death Star moments before Paolo slotted past Barthez (still unwashed).

All Games: Play the Prodigy at some point on the morning of the game

Home Games: Leave no beer at the bottom of the glass
Home Games: Leave the Spotted Dog by the exit nearest the Station (even though we drink nearer the other door)
Home Games: Put a quid in the cancer research box on Green Street
Home Games: Kiss my fingers and touch the crossed hammers on the gate between the underneath of the Lower Bobby Moore stand and the Seating area
Home Games: Shout "don't f*ck it up" as the whistle goes.
Home Games: Me and my mate Steve have a lucky Pie (Beef and Onion, mind!) on 20 mins
Home Games: My secret lucky urinal

Apart from that, none really."

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So my latest thoughts on the Iraq mess (you can all exhale now...)? There are some legitimate reasons to invade, but the Bush administration is methodically screwing the whole thing up with its string of cack-handed diplomatic bumblings. Plus I have zero confidence that they will handle reconstruction with the patience and commitment that is so clearly called for. Of course, now he's backed himself into a corner, having given himself no graceful way to step back (as has Chirac). As usual, see Thomas Friedman....

When Fleischer moved the goalposts by saying that the only things that could prevent war were Iraq's disarmament and Hussein stepping down, my heart sank. With that statement, he fucked all our allies who've put their credibility on the line by backing Bush in the face of overwhelming dissent by their various populations. Dumb dumb dumb.

Been listening to 6music at work a lot lately: Stevie doing "Boogie On Reggae Woman", Polyphonic Spree, a string quartet covering "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now", Hot Hot Heat, and now Aretha singing "Think" -- nice mix of stuff.

Speaking of Re Re, an entertaining quote from a recent Elvis C interview:

"Nobody today can sing with the confidentiality of those vocal jazz records of the '50s -- Bing Crosby, Peggy Lee, Sarah Vaughan. People today haven't heard those records -- they've heard Mariah Carey, who in some ways has an amazing voice but absolutely no taste [cough, Barbra Streisand, cough]. That's 90% of singers today -- no taste. Just sing the bloody melody, what's the matter with you? If you want to get into a trilling, melismatic competition, just ring up Stevie Wonder because he will kick your arse every time. Nobody's going to sing that phrasing better than Stevie Wonder so why bother? What's it proving? It's proving that you can't hold a bloody note, that's what. It denotes some kind of nervous energy that's supposed to be sexy or something.

"The whole divas thing is complete bullshit. If you want to hear that done properly, buy Aretha in Paris, then you'll hear the real thing. Hear "Never Loved A Man" at half the speed of the studio recording. Amazing."

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Thursday, March 13, 2003
 
Meetup is starting to generate some serious buzz (e.g today's New York Times article), primarily as a result of its key role in building momentum for the Howard Dean for President campaign. The service's use as a political tool is something we talked about back when Meetup was being built -- there were lots of other clear applications as well, but it was a question of which would take off first. Anyway, it's thrilling to watch -- hearty congrats to those guys. Maybe my shares will even be worth something (that's a phrase I haven't said in a few years).

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Wednesday, March 12, 2003
 
Did you realize that the verse melody for Squeeze's lovely song "Goodbye Girl" is the same as The Muppet Show theme song? Well, it is.

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So the Beasties have posted their new song, a topical little number about war in Iraq called In A World Gone Mad. Blowin' In The Wind it may not be, but I'm down with any song whose lyrics manage to pay homage to Tribe Called Quest while also boasting couplets like these:

George Bush you’re looking like Zoolander
Trying to play tough for the camera

Now don’t get us wrong ‘cause we love America
But that’s no reason to get hysterica
They’re layin’ on the syrup thick
We ain’t waffles we ain’t havin’ it

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