Using Bees To Effect Vengeance

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Sunday, November 30, 2003
 
Rudy The Grinch Yes yes yes yes yes. Amen.

Happy Thanksgiving! Back in Austin tomorrow. More soon!

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Thursday, November 20, 2003
 
Great piece on the forthcoming novel by John Wesley Harding which will be published by Little, Brown. Looks like he'll make more money as an author than he's ever done as a songwriter....

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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
 
BBC 6Music "Life in CD", where artists go through their record collections to pull out songs that are meaningful to them -- interesting ones include Rufus Wainwright (Lotte Lenya, Nina Simone...Men Without Hats?) and Wayne Coyne (his favorite record is Bjork's Debut). Requires RealAudio.

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Friday, November 14, 2003

 
Forbes.com: Wal-Mart dumps cold water on U.S. economic bulls:

"The retailer -- which taps directly into the psyche of the U.S. consumer -- gave a downbeat economic outlook that contrasted with reams of recent data, and bluntly suggested that many of its shoppers are barely making ends meet.

Customers continue to buy the cheapest items in any given category -- a sign that household budgets remain tight, Lee Scott, Wal-Mart chief executive officer, said on a recorded message.

Buyers are 'timing their expenditures around the receipt of their paychecks, indicating liquidity issues,' Scott said.

'I don't think consumer spending is slowing, but I also don't see the strength that many of you in the investment community appear to see,' Scott said"


I'd put a lot of credence in Wal-Mart's analysis of the situation -- no-one has more insight into consumer spending trends. [via Unqualified Offerings]

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US babies get global brand names:

"He has found that car models are a popular source of inspiration; 22 girls are registered as having the name Infiniti while 55 boys answer to Chevy and five girls to Celica.

Seven boys were found to have the name Del Monte - after the food company - and no less than 49 boys were called Canon, after the camera."


Del Monte -- sounds like the kind of a name a shy seven-year-old with an English accent might have.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003
 
Interview: Sting

Bow down before the undisputed king of Pratdom. Every single thing he says in this interview makes him sound like he's been living up his own arse for the last 300 years. There's too much material for me to single out anything in particular -- it's all jaw-dropping. God, he's insufferable. I know that's not a particularly original opinion, but we must not let down our guard by allowing it to pass unremarked upon.

In related news, Phil Collins Suffering From Serious Hearing Loss. Oh no, you're not getting away with that excuse, mate.

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I just left my strawberry Pop Tarts in the toaster too long and burnt them. Burnt Pop Tarts do not smell good. Yes, I'm unemployed, folks.

Actually they weren't Pop Tarts -- they were HEB Hill Country Fare Toaster Pastries. And they taste exactly like Pop Tarts. That's the thing about supermarket generics...I love them dearly but the trick is figuring out which generics are identical to their overpriced famous brand counterparts and which are markedly inferior. For instance: HEB Caffeine Free Diet Original Cola is a brilliant substitute for Caffeine Free Diet Coke and costs about half as much. You'll be glad to know that Marshmallow Treasures are indistinguishable from Lucky Charms; ditto HEB's Frosted Mini Wheats doppelganger.

The same can *not* be said for HEB's stab at Cocoa Puffs -- not even close, fellas. And I can't get punkrockgirl to even try the fetching Dr. B, even though the resulting savings in our Dr. Pepper budget would probably allow us to buy a second car. Maybe I ought to start a website that ranks the generics, so that all those people who are itching to go generic can be emboldened by impartial reviews. Hmmm. In the meantime, I'm out there on the front lines so that you don't have to be.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2003
 
Radiohead to take over radio station. I know how I'm going to be spending Christmas week! What's that, dear? Oh.

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At the urging of Chewy, I have dispensed with enetation's admittedly...flighty commenting services and hooked my wagon to the formidable Haloscan instead. I am sad to see the archived enetation comments vanish, but hope one day they'll add some exporting functionality so that those conversations are not lost in the mists of time.

I would also like to take this opportunity to draw your attention to girl:progress, which appears to be a new venue for the lovely photography of our own ms. punkrockgirl. Personally I think the young lady has talent, and I happen to know she has dozens of gorgeous photos that have yet to see the light of day. Some of them do not even feature Dexter!

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Eric Idle's blog (scroll down to see it). I read Day 40, which had a charming anecdote about a Christmas gift from George Harrison.

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Fundrace 2004. A fun little interactive way of seeing where the presidential candidates get their money. [via Anil]

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Monday, November 10, 2003
 


...and lots more super-interesting analysis from The Economist as they conclude that 9.11 amplified America's feeling of "exceptionalism". No-one does this big picture stuff as well as The Economist -- it's a fascinating survey. [via Anil]

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Friday, November 07, 2003
 
Paul McCartney to have lost dance classic re-released

"Temporary Secretary", a lost dance classic? Bwaahahahahahaah. Next we'll have the rediscovery of the bruisingly honest and profoundly moving proto-Emo lost classic "Morse Moose And The Grey Goose".

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Thursday, November 06, 2003
 
Suede split up. I can't say I've cared too much about their last couple of albums (Head Music was truly awful) but at their peak they were a truly exciting band who changed music in the 1990s.

My siblings and I had the privilege of seeing them in London at the height of Suedemania, at an AIDS charity benefit "directed" by Derek Jarman. We sat in a box and drank champagne while Bernard furiously rocked out and Brett slapped his arse with the microphone. The whole scene was a thrilling refutation of grunge's oppressive dominance. The crowd were going bonkers and it was the first time I'd ever seen the walls of a venue sweat.

Bernard Butler left after the second record, and lot of the ambition went with him. He's still my favorite living guitarist, although he's never found the right venue for his talents. Brett turned out to be a bit of a one-trick pony -- his lyrical lexicon appears to consist of "star", "electric", "pills", "flash", "trash", and "chemicals" -- but that evocative (if limited) vocabulary is what allowed the band to create such vivid songs. Suede injected melody, charisma and excitement back into British music, ushering in the Britpop era. They meant a lot to me for a few years. Cheers, lads.

Suede, dogmanstar, and Sci-Fi Lullabies are the ones to get, although Coming Up has its share of good songs as well.

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Monday, November 03, 2003
 
The Elliott Smith tribute show is set for tonight in LA, and is set to include Beck and Rilo Kiley among others. For those of us who can't attend, a radio tribute to Elliott produced by Santa Monica's KCRW is archived here.

Also, I've posted the two last songs he officially released, from a now out-of-print 7".

A-Side: Pretty (Ugly Before) [4.3MB]
B-Side: A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity To Be Free [2.9MB]

Update: lots more Elliott MP3s here.

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Nina Nastasia in session during Tom Robinson's show on BBC 6Music -- the show starts at 2pm today EST.

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