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Thursday, December 20, 2001
 
OK, my top 10 albums for the year, in no particular order:

Radiohead -- Amnesiac
Bob Dylan -- Love And Theft
Spoon -- Girls Can Tell
Nick Cave -- No More Shall We Part
Neil Finn -- One Nil
Pernice Bros -- The World Won't End
Cotton Mather -- The Big Picture
Sam Philips -- Fan Dance
Joe Henry -- Scar
Glenn Tilbrook -- The Incomplete Glenn Tilbrook

Bubbling under:
The Silos -- Laser Beam Next Door
Bjork -- Vespertine
Jason Falkner -- Necessity: The 4-Track Years
Spiritualized -- Let It Come Down
Tindersticks -- Can Our Love...
Gorillaz
REM -- Reveal
Ken Stringfellow -- Touched
Ben Folds -- Rockin' The Suburbs
Old '97s -- Satellite Rides
Super Furry Animals -- Rings Around The World

Does it count?:
Wilco -- Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Jon Brion -- Meaningless

Haven't heard fully yet, but had a great chance of being in the Top 10 if I had heard fully but I'll be anal and not want to include in next year's list so will fall into a kind of netherworld and likely not receive the credit from me they deserve and I'll feel guilty, and hah, it looks like there are as many good CDs this year that I didn't listen to than those I did:
Pulp -- We Love Life
Strokes -- Is This It
Arnold -- Bahama
Nick Lowe -- The Convincer
Zero 7 -- Simple Things
Sloan -- Pretty Together
Leonard Cohen -- Ten New Songs
Ben & Jason -- Ten Songs About You

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The lyrics from a new Robyn Hitchcock song, "Unprotected Love" (as transcribed by a kind soul on the Fegmania mailing list):

You were as hard as a diamond
You could be used as a cutting tool
Right at the forefront of industry
Doing the cobra on everyone
Wanting the whole of the universe
Swallow yourself like infinity
You are so hard
You are so hard

Nobody wants to be vulnerable
Everyone wants to be miserable
Just like a pig in the underpass
Doing graffiti on everyone
Carving yourself into diamonds
Sharing a trough with the anti-Christ
You are so hard
You are so hard

Give me unprotected love
Like a baby in a football
Like a fish inside a glove
Give me unprotected love

Um um um um um ... ma ma ma ma
Um um um um um ... ma ma ma ma
Give me unprotected love
Like the chimney in the autumn
Like a salmon high above
Give me unprotected love
Um um um um um ... ma ma ma ma
Um um um um um ... ma ma ma ma
You were as hard as a diamond

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GOLDMAN SACHS
October 9, 2001 - Recommended List
Price: US$33.45 Target price: US$48
S&P 500: 1051
Enron Corp. (ENE)

"Still the best of the best. With perceptions far below reality, we see major catalysts in third-quarter results and increased disclosure in coming months. We strongly reiterate our Recommended List rating and our conviction in high and sustained growth prospects, even though we have cut 2002 EPS to $2.15 and our price target to $48. We expect Enron shares to recover dramatically in the coming months We view the current period as an extremely rare opportunity to purchase the shares of a company that remains extremely well positioned to grow at a substantial rate and earn strong returns in the still-very-young and evolving energy convergence space. We strongly reiterate our Recommended List rating on Enron stock. We spoke recently with top management including the CEO, CFO, chief accounting officer, and the head of wholesale services. We challenged top management on the wide range of investor concerns that have weighed heavily on the shares and believe that the majority of market speculation is groundless, and that which has some truth to it, to be exaggerated.

"Misconceptions abound and perceptions are far below reality, in our view. We believe that investors have virtually given up on Enron (down 60% year to date) and its prospects based on the long list of extremely negative stories about the company and its financial condition. The company's limited transparency on its sources of earnings, its cash flow, and financials in general has hurt investor perceptions as management has declined to be more specific in refuting outrageous claims that have assumed a life of their own. We believe Enron's fundamentals are still strong despite the weak economy We view Enron as one of the best companies in the economy, let alone among the companies in our energy convergence space. We are confident in the company's ability to grow earnings more than 20% annually for the next five years, despite its already large base."


I wonder how many people put money into the stock based on that remarkably bullish recommendation.

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In honor of the cross-country road trip we're about to undertake, It's A Waffle House Christmas, featuring the Waffle House Carolers. Not to be outdone, Cracker Barrel has whipped up the Double Chocolate Fudge Coca- Cola® Cake, just in time for Crimbo.

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Hmm -- in August, Netflix signed up 5,000 new subscribers a month; since September it's been 15,000/mth. I'm sure it's partly due to people wanting to stay home more after 9.11, but I also bet it's related to the recession -- Netflix is often a better deal than going to the video store. (If you have a DVD player and don't know about Netflix, you should check it out-- highly recommended.)

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Amen to this:

At the World Economic Forum annual meeting in early 2000, then-President Bill Clinton gave a speech of clarity and common sense -- embracing globalization but warning that globalization had to occur with less secrecy and more inclusion of the have-nots. Many of the Americans at the meeting wondered in sadness where this president had been for eight years, and why he'd squandered what should have been a great presidency with lies, sleaze and -- worst of all -- the unwillingness to take real risks in service of larger goals.

That memory has returned twice in the past few weeks, after reading transcripts of two powerful speeches by a man whose lost opportunities will surely haunt him for the rest of his days.

Optimism in the face of deep problems shines through both speeches. But both make the absolutely crucial point that winning the war against Al Quaeda, while essential, is not enough. We in the developed world must bring our wealth to bear on the problems of those who languish or suffer in poverty and hopelessness elsewhere.

Here are the transcripts:

Clinton's address at Georgetown University on Nov. 7.

An address entitled The Struggle for the Soul of the 21st Century, given for Britain's annual Dimbleby Lecture last week.

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I'm looking forward to seeing Lord Of The Rings -- reviews have been good (notable Danielle's), and besides I'm always up for seeing a Peter Jackson film. In the meantime, Bekkah and maybe even a few others will be interested to hear Tolkien reading from LOTR.

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If you're going to make cereal available to your employees on Thursdays by 9:30am each week, why would you buy three boxes of cereal but not buy milk or, for that matter, plastic cereal bowls? And only make the cereal available at 10:30, by which time some of your employees are gnawing on cubicle decor for sustenance, and others have already gone ahead and switched firmly into lunch mode and no longer have any interest in the cereal?

Indeed, why would you force your employees to pour Frosted Mini Wheats into a small plastic cup, almost drive them to the indignity of topping it with the contents of multiple half-and-half containers before they serendipitously discover a small milk carton of dubious provenance cowering in the back of the fridge, at which time they pour that over the aforementioned Mini Wheats and in attempting to distribute the milk somewhat evenly across the surface area of said Wheats with a pathetic excuse for a spoon, almost cause the cereal to eject itself from the cup (no fault of the cup -- after all, it is not designed for this purpose) all over the floor and your employees' clothes?

Perhaps because they know -- they *know* -- that Frosted Mini Wheats are actually quite delicious, even at 10:45am.

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Wow! Someone put together an amazing map of Springfield. But where to get one's hair done? At The Perm Bank or at Turn Your Head And Coif?

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Wednesday, December 19, 2001
 
A handy little guide to What Happened In The World In 2001, courtesy of The Economist.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2001
 
From JOHO The Blog

...Professor Arthur B. Shostak at Drexel University, is completing a book that would really benefit from your input. It will discuss the impact of memorable scenes from movies on our lives. Thus far nearly 500 people in over 12 countries have participated.

What scene from a movie (or several such scenes from different movies) do you regard as really consequential in your life? A scene(s) that you cite when you want to make an important point. A scene(s) that altered your view of things. Or taught you something you value deeply. Or scared you forever. Or that you treasure for its humane quality. Its deep-reaching humor. Or its unique perspective. Please share your scene(s) - in your own words, at ANY length (the longer the better).

1) Title of the film:
2) What year did you see the film?
3) How old were you?
4) What was/were the impact(s) of the scene? Why?
5) And, what are your thoughts/feelings now about it?

Finally, Professor Shostak would appreciate some bio data:
1) Age
2) Gender
3) Race/Ethnicity
4) Religion
5) Last year of schooling completed (or highest degree earned)
6) Occupation
7) How would you characterize your movie- going?: VERY causal ? Casual? Serious (read and are guided by movie reviews)?
8) About how many movies do you see in a month? (on TV, home rentals, and movie theater combined)

Please e-mail this form to rmm34@drexel.edu


Hmm. Something from Crimes And Misdemeanors, perhaps? Or Secrets And Lies? There are scenes from Schindler's List that tend to stay with one. The ballet in The Red Shoes. The end of Dr Strangelove or Chinatown? Most of A Matter Of Life And Death? Hmmm.

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Monday, December 17, 2001

Friday, December 14, 2001

 
I just have to say that P.S 85 Holiday Concert rocked some funky multicultural beats. It was a singing and dancing extravaganza, and I now have a slew of catchy and educational songs to get me through the day.

And having imbibed the lessons those songs impart, those kids would not need to be told that throwing buckets of porcupine feces on your co-workers is just plain wrong.

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There's some documents Dubya doesn't want Congress to see, and so he's invoking executive privilege. I think he's going to have to back down on this one.

``I believe congressional access to these documents would be contrary to the national interest,'' Bush wrote in a memo ordering Attorney General John Ashcroft to withhold the documents from a House investigative committee that subpoenaed them.

Republicans and Democrats alike excoriated the decision, suggesting Bush was creating a ``monarchy'' or ``imperial'' presidency to keep Congress for overseeing the executive branch and guarding against corruption.

The Republican House committee chairman who sought the documents raised the possibility of taking Bush to court for contempt of Congress. ``Everyone is in agreement you guys are making a big mistake,'' Rep. Dan Burton, R-Ind., told Justice lawyers at a hearing after the announcement. ``We might be able to go to the (House) floor and take this thing to court.''


Woah. Them's strong words for a Republican to say in public when a President from his own party has a 90% approval rating.

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Thursday, December 13, 2001
 
For all my peeps in the Metroplex -- D/FW Blogs

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Wednesday, December 12, 2001
 
Area Man Proud Of Liner Notes To Self-Burned Compilation CD. I'm so ashamed. This one hits a little too close to home.

BTW, I am familiar with each of the obscure bands mentioned (except for Tuxedomoon).

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"We hate it when our friends become successful/And when they're Northern/That makes it even worse"

You know, this Morrissey album is really solid -- not as good as Vauxhall and I's quasi-Crowded House-isms, but good nonetheless. He really had a crack little band of musicians writing tunes for him back in the early '90s. .

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More interesting stuff stolen from Signal vs. Noise:

A farmer in Iowa who leases a quarter acre of cropland to the local utility as a site for a wind turbine can typically earn $2,000 a year in royalties from the electricity produced. In a good year, that same plot can produce $100 worth of corn. Wind turbines strung across the farm at appropriate intervals can provide a welcome boost to farm income, yielding a year-round cash flow.

So says this press release.... I really am hopeful that capitalism's private sector -- incentivized by government carrots -- will become the most effective engine of environmental responsibility.

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Today's workplace CDs:

Morrissey -- Your Arsenal
Teenage Fanclub -- Howdy!
Radar Bros. -- The Singing Hatchet
Warm Jets -- Future Signs
Sparklehorse -- Good Morning Spider
Sonny Rollins -- The Sound Of Sonny/Freedom Suite

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Wow, Roxanne's new blog -- intriguingly titled Junior High Pants -- hits the ground running. Highly recommended, not least for the heaping portions of virtual sassafras.

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Monday, December 10, 2001
 
Today's workplace CDs:

Blur -- Modern Life Is Rubbish
Television -- Marquee Moon
Tom Waits -- Bone Machine
Rachmaninoff/Bach/Prokofiev/Beethoven -- The Fantasy Classical League (a Chanukah present from J and B in which movements from three different piano concerti are mushed together to produce the Fantasy Concerto. Beethoven gets his own Fantasy Sonata, using performances by Barenboim, Gould and Pollini).
Embrace -- If You've Never Been
John Coltrane -- Coltrane/Lush Life

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Friday, December 07, 2001


 
That John Ashcroft is a piece of work. I'm shaking my head at this point. Criticism of his clearly extraordinary actions = aiding terrorists? So not only are we supposed to accept an enormous erosion of our civil liberties, we're expected to do so without debate. Waving an al-Qaeda manual around is not a legitimate response either. No one's questioning that we need to do something; the issue is what we need to do. The fact that we are in danger does not mean that any and all actions dreamed up by John Ashcroft to counter that danger are the best, most effective actions we could take; he needs to be accountable, like any member of government. His harping on the chilling terror of al-Qaeda completely obfuscates the issue.

I think the Bush administration has done a pretty good job of prosecuting the war in Afghanistan. They've done a dreadful job prosecuting it here. I'm particularly fed up with Bush and Ashcroft waving away legitimate questions about their unilateral revocations of civil rights with "We're at war, people. We must fight the evildoers. We need every possbile means at our disposal." That's just not good enough. If these are legitimate weapons in the war, why not provide justifications for them in and of themselves? Instead their responses boil down to "Trust me". The whole point of the US Constitution -- written by Americans who had just fought a war in part to guarantee their right to dissent -- was to place crucial civil rights beyond the grasp of government; that's why we've been so proud to call ourselves "a nation of laws, not men". At the moment, we are a nation of men, and unless we insist that the Bush administration remain accountable to the public and to our representatives in Congress, we've seriously damaged our system of government.

More angles: Rafe points out that Ashcroft's refusal to let the FBI cross-check terror suspects against the DOJ's gun-purchaser database represents the height of hypocrisy. Ashcroft is deeply concerned about preserving gun-owners' privacy rights, but allowing attorneys and clients to converse without the prosecution eavesdropping? suspending habeas corpus? not a big deal. In fact, not even kosher to argue about. Guess we know where his priorities are.

The bitter irony is that the NRA etc. always defend their stance on the 2nd Amendment on the grounds that civilians need to be armed in order to counter any oppressive government attempting to take away their liberties.

(Nixon speechwriter) William Safire in the New York Times: Ashcroft's approach is backfiring.

Support the ACLU.

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Been quite busy at work lately (how dare they!), so apologies for the lack of bloggage.

From Metafilter: Sir Ian McKellen recounts some amusing Sir Alec Guinness ancedotes.

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Tuesday, December 04, 2001
 
The tracklisting for the soundtrack to The Royal Tenenbaums has finally been released....wow! Great great choices!

An obscure Bob Dylan song (from Self-Portrait, if I remember correctly)! A reggae cover by The Clash! A beautiful Nick Drake song! A song from Charlie Brown Christmas! And to top it off, an Emmitt Rhodes song! Plus impeccable Ramones, VU, Elliott Smith, etc. Cannot wait, absolutely cannot wait. [thanks Sonnet]

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Monday, December 03, 2001
 
When I was 13, I was in a Mass Media class that required students to conduct an interview with a celebrity and write a paper about it. My friend Jordan and I decided to interview George Harrison. We weren't overly optimistic, but thought "What the hell -- maybe he'll be intrigued by the chutzpah and grant us a 5 minute phone call."

I tracked down George's address (Friar Park in Henley-on-Thames -- the house where he posed for the cover of All Things Must Pass) and duly sent off a letter explaining the task set for us and requesting a few minutes of his time. We may have even sent a list of potential questions to pique his interest.

A couple of weeks later I received a polite reply from his secretary indicating that Mr. Harrison's schedule was such that an interview would not be possible at this time. Naturally, this note from someone-who-probably-knew-George immediately became one of my prized possesions, and took pride of place on my bedroom corkboard. It's probably somewhere in my parent's attic or in the recesses of a closet -- perhaps I'll have a look for it next time I'm back there.

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