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Thursday, January 31, 2002
 
Gap-toothed people! Visit your online home at Gap-Toothed.com and be sure to check out the list of 986 of your gap-toothed brethren.

Apropos of nothing: another payday, another round of layoffs...soon I'll be the only one left.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2002
 
Costello samples '60s Italian pop on new album

In a self-penned press release, Costello says the new album was composed entirely on "a Silvertone electric guitar, a 15-watt amplifier and a kid's beatbox with big orange buttons."

"I've been singing so many ballads with other people recently that I was in the mood again for a rowdy rhythm record," Costello says.

"We used a highly skilled team of musicians and engineers to ensure that we did not accidentally make a record that had been previously released."


The article has a shot of the album cover too. An Entertainment Weekly journalist who's heard the record said "I think it's exactly the record he needed to make right now: a full-on rock record that doesn't sound the slightest bit like the Attractions; one that's fully of a piece with his classic material yet that doesn't sound like any other album he's ever made. And... it's the first truly guitar-dominated album of his career."

Very cool. In honor of it, this increment's MP3 Of The Time Increment is a version of a song called Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution) [3.6MB], which will be on the new album. It's a fantasy about teeny-pop-tarts rising up against their svengalis, and this version was done for a proposed WB sitcom penned by T-Bone Burnett & Costello (I'm not kidding), and features The Bangles' Susannah Hoffs on vocals. The guitar work sounds like Elvis to me. The song rocks. in every sense of the word.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2002
 
Idaho 15-year-old achieves Superior Court dismissal "

At his trial January 3, 2002, 15-year-old high school student Joshua Krawiek represented himself against the state of Washington and charges of possession of paraphernalia were dismissed by Superior Court Judge Rebecca Baker. Joshua was able to prove to the court that he was charged with a crime that does not exist in Washington state."

Excellent. It's a great story....

now listening to: Elliott Smith covering Jon Brion's "Trouble".

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There are some amazing quotes to be uncovered in Alternet's well-written story about the Olsen Twins juggernaut. Try these on for size (What does that mean anyway? try these on for size?):

"I just think there's too much momentum," said Robert Thorne, CEO of the Olsen twin company, DualStar Entertainment Group [ahh, what cute name for a company], in a New York Times article. "And they're almost a monopoly. It would be hard to knock them off their perch."

Almost a monopoly? A monopoly on what? It would be hard to knock them off their perch because...cute little child stars inevitably succeed in leveraging their youthful fame into richly rewarding and sustained mass adulation for their rest of their lives? Because being an object of derision is as lucrative as being the flavor of the month? Put down the crack pipe, sir. You need to cash in while you can, because the glory days can't last forever.

For their latest direct-to-video picture, "Holiday in the Sun," the twins covered a song by the popular rock band Weezer, who ooze street-cred. Thorne, the Dualstar CEO, told the Hollywood Reporter "that was a major step, among others, toward improving the production values of our products. Weezer recognizes that Mary-Kate and Ashley are no longer just cute little girls."

[raised eyebrow]

Did you know that the Olsen twins have released 12 albums? 12?

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Monday, January 28, 2002
 
Someone with too much time on their hands has mixed together snippets of hundreds of highly recognizable songs [3.5MB] -- sometimes quite ingeniously -- to create an post-modern leviathan of a track...sort of a Stars of 45 for the 21st century.

More details (and an unholy Strokes/Christina Aguilera fusion to boot) here. [via b3ta]

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Friday, January 25, 2002
 
Vindigo going subscription? My crew will not be pleased....

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Emily uncovered the fact that the amazing Here Is New York 9.11 photography exhibition on Prince Street (crowds around the block every evening) has begun selling photographs online to raise money for charity.

"The exhibition is subtitled "A Democracy of Photographs" because anyone and everyone who has taken pictures relating to the tragedy is invited to bring or ftp their images to the gallery, where they will be digitally scanned, archivally printed and displayed on the walls alongside the work of top photojournalists and other professional photographers."

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Thursday, January 24, 2002
 
Sonnet and I watched Ken Burns' documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright last night. I know very little about architecture, and was glad that the film managed to give me an appreciation of how revolutionary his work was.

It also really made me want to see in person the Unitarian Church that he built in Illinois. Rather than intimidate worshippers with cavernous grandeur, Wright placed the pews and the dais (I can't think of the proper word) on a platform above the rest of the church. Worshippers therefore have to walk up some steps to reach their seats, literally elevating them rather belittling them. The walk to one's seat becomes a metaphor for the philosophy of the church -- it brings you closer to the object of your worship, rather than causing you to cower in insignificance before it. Nicely humanistic, in fact.

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Take a look at the 2nd Annual Weblog Award nominees this year...lots of great stuff to check out. Now I'm off to check out the nominees for Best Weblog About Music....

Expanding the horizons/expanding the parameters/expanding the rhymes of sucka MC amateurs.

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My brother and sister independently decided to start blogging on the same day! It's time I do the sensible thing and start some blog links in the side panel.... As soon as I get a chance....

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Wednesday, January 23, 2002
 
It's always struck me that people who indict "corporate greed" as the source of societal ills miss the point -- making money is literally the corporate raison d'etre. In fact, under the corporate charter, if management does not exploit every opportunity in their power to make money, they can be sued by shareholders. Social responsibility simply does not enter into it.

Robert Hinkley's article How Corporate Law Inhibits Social Responsibility articulates all this much better than I ever could. However, while Hinkley correctly defines the problem, I'm not sure I agree with the his conclusion that the solution is to make directors personally liable for harms done. It seems to me that this would seriously crimp business's ability to hire competent management and would subject every corporate decision to the endless legal back and forth that characterizes the issuing of a prospectus (cited approvingly by this author!) Actually, thinking about it, his solution (make directors personally liable) does not even address the problem he articulates (that corporations' only legal obligation is to make money).

I would probably lean towards revising the corporate charter to make corporations liable for harms done, with any ensuing claims given priority over other creditors (this could be disastrous if implemented incorrectly, but I think the principle is sound). The revision would be paired with a new willingness to revoke the charters of corporations that do not meet basic social responsibility criteria -- something that almost never takes place these days, no matter how badly corporations behave.

These revisions would dissuade corporate naughtiness without impeding their ability to hire smart people, plus would have the same net effect of dampening the stock prices of transgressors and generally encouraging better corporate citizenship. There would need to be strict oversight to ensure that the government workers responsible for prosecution are not conjuring up infractions in order to keep their jobs, but such a caveat is true for any government regulation of business. Sprinkle in tax incentives for pro-active environmental responsibility, benefits policies, etc. and you may be onto something.

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*NSYNC and AOL Music Announce Broad Strategic Alliance

I don't know about you, but I don't think I could be a fan of a band that does strategic alliances.

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Cannabis amnesty abused, MPs told

Drug users have taken advantage of a pilot scheme in London which relaxes official attitudes towards cannabis by flooding into the area and openly smoking in front of officers, a police leader claimed yesterday.

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Monday, January 21, 2002
 
RIP, Peggy Lee.

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A little advance warning -- I am being moved to an area where I may have significantly less privacy in which to wreak bloggage upon an unsuspecting Internet. So I'll do my best, but postings may be curtailed somewhat.

Luckily, the fact that the fabulous Danielle is now a weblogger should cushion the blow. My musings shall soon be but a distant memory, as the Internet beats a path to her feather-boa-ed door.

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It's weird working in the Financial District on days when the markets are closed. "This town/is coming like a ghost town..."

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Roger Ebert has a good idea -- roll-your-own DVD commentary [via the prodigiously interesting feeling listless]

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Sunday, January 20, 2002
 
The Elder Wisdom Circle lets you "validate the worth of a Senior Citizen’s life experience & wisdom while benefiting yourself in the process. Take a few minutes each week to request help/advice on any topic via our website. Our panel of Elders is anxious to offer you personalized advice via e-mail." Cool.

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Friday, January 18, 2002
 
The best-selling 100 albums of all time (in the US I think).

I was surprised to see The Wall at #3 (does each sale count as 2? -- I think it must, because of the prevalence of double albums near the top) and Shania Twain at #8. Actually, I take it back -- I'm not surprised at all, given that The Eagles are at #1.

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Thursday, January 17, 2002

 
Happy Birthday Del! I tell you, the way to celebrate a birthday is to hit a local bar with a stunning jukebox, get some Village Green Preservation Society blasting over the speakers, and proceed to play unabashed drunken air drums. Unfortunately we did that last night, so we'll have to come up with something else for tonight.

Today's workplace music:

Big Star -- Third/Sister Lovers (my Lord, "Nightime" is a beautiful song; so is "Blue Moon")
Ron Sexsmith -- Blue Boy
Using Bees Radio
The Strokes -- Is This It
DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist -- Brainfreeze

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"At the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston, a team led by noted virus researcher Samuel Baron, M.D., a professor of microbiology, has discovered what could be another promising way to reduce risk of HIV transmission -- three safe, inexpensive, widely available sexual lubricants."

Wouldn't this be a terrific development if it pans out in the field? Keep your appendages crossed.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2002
 
Salty snacks health threat
News makes shoppers hesitate
Star Crunch sees its chance

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Pretzel imperils
Leader of the Western world
Rold Gold new Bush donor

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Dubya on the floor
Dogs staring quizzically
One was drooling

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Bush and a pretzel
Watching football on the couch
One was a salted

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Can anyone make a decent argument that Americans should not be allowed to travel to Cuba? Even if you hate Castro, can you think of a good enough reason to actually forbid going there, rather than just discouraging it? Then use a couple of clicks to support the legislation repealing the Cuba travel ban under consideration in Congress.

Non-sequitur: Mich weighs in with Raising Cain.

Pro: Fits the parameters.
Con: Something of a stock phrase, not a Hollywood marketing creation.

Quick look at third-base ump: Fair Ball! Rules is rules.

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Wow, David Weinberger's excellent blog JOHO features a scan of the actual letter (.pdf) written to Enron CEO Ken Lay by a nervous staffer that details the numerous accounting improprieties that have since felled the company, its workers, and the contents of their 401(k)s. These kinds of corporate memos almost never see the light of day.

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Classic Novels - In 5 Minutes A Day Sounds pretty cool to me.

In other news, I'm starting to understand why everyone makes such a big deal about Squarepusher. I just checked out a track called Fat Controller and it's pretty damn cool.

And Roxanne came up with a great Verbing Name -- Raising Arizona. But isn't Arizona a place, and therefore ineligible, you ask? Nope -- in this case, Arizona is a name (Nathan Arizona, Jr. to be precise). But y'all knew that.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2002
 
Chewbekkah's recent posts have exclusively employed the haiku format; now Junior High Pants has taken up the challenge as well...and I'm beginning to sense a movement struggling, straining, willing itself to be born.

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Happy birthday Mich!

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Cinnamon Challenge 2001

Challenge:
In one mouthful, consume a tablespoon of McCormick Brand Ground Cinnamon without spitting it out or vomitting. Mike presented the challenge, Erik accepted. Game on!

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Monday, January 14, 2002
 
The Coen Brothers directing an H&R Block commercial? I just hope it's subversive in some way. By the way, I've heard the version of Taxman in the commercial and it sucks.

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Friday, January 11, 2002
 
With Sonnet's encouragement, the time has come to air a major pet peeve of mine: I really, *really* hate it when movies and/or TV show titles use the format "Verbing Person"

To wit:

Regarding Henry.
Killing Zoe.
Saving Private Ryan.
Saving Silverman.
Eating Raoul (the progenitor?).
Teaching Mrs. Tingle.
Finding Forrester.
Chasing Amy.
Judging Amy.
Crossing Jordan.

and those are just the ones Sonnet and I could come up with off the top of our heads. It's cloying, it's outrageously lazy and lacking in creativity, and it's time for it to stop.

Unfortunately, there is little reason for optimism. Julia Louis-Dreyfus's new show is apparently called Watching Ellie.

Verbing Persons crop up in song titles too. For instance, Ben Folds is a major culprit -- his new record features songs called "Losing Lisa" and "Carrying Cathy". The alliteration ups the cloy factor significantly. Yet for some reason, it's not as offensive with song titles, perhaps because I know there weren't committees of studio execs trying their damnedest to find the cutest, least offensive, focus-group-proof title that their soft little brains could devise.

Anyway, let it be trumpted across the land: no more. I won't stand for it. I'd love to have written a wickedly funny dissection of the phenomenon a la Sars, but such a gambit is beyond my powers at the mo. Instead, I ask for your help --if you have other examples of Verbing Persons, pass them along and I'll make you famous.

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Depressed Man Diagnosed as "British"

Dr Isaac Horney explored Mr Farthing's family history and couldn't believe his ears. "His story of a childhood growing up in a gray little town where it rained every day, treeless streets of identical houses and passionately backing a football team who never won seemed to be typical depressive ideation or false memory.

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Thursday, January 10, 2002
 
Arms Buildup Enriches Firm Staffed by Big Guns -- the LA Times has published an article about the Carlyle Group.

George Bush, James Baker, an ex-Secretary of Defense (best pals with Rumsfeld), an ex-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the former head of the SEC, ex-Prime Minister John Major -- all working at one company. Huh.

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Today's McSweeney's piece, "On The Implausibility Of The Death Star's Trash Compactor" is a searing analysis of this crucial Star Wars issue. Timely and thought-provoking.

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Wednesday, January 09, 2002
 
As a Red Sea pedestrian, I agree with Nat Hentoff that more Jewish groups should be taking a stand against the Bush administration's abrogation of constitutional rights.

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More updates to Using Bees Radio -- now up to 6 1/2 hours of top-quality tunes, ranging from Booker T & The MGs to Massive Attack, Aimee Mann to Sarah Vaughan, The Shins to Deltron 3030, Wire to Hall and Oates (yes!). Tune in....

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Oh dearie me -- it's Manties. And they even have a Days Of The Week product line...but no Sunday ("Because of God.") [thanks Michy]

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Monday, January 07, 2002
 
I've finally gotten around to updating Using Bees Radio -- I'd say 70% of the playlist has changed, and currently there's about 2 1/2 hours of good music to get you through your day, with more updates to come. All you need is a high-speed Internet connection and either Real Player, Windows Media Player, WinAmp or any of your other MP3 players. Take a listen.

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Friday, January 04, 2002
 
I found David Remnick's profile of Shimon Peres very interesting, particularly as I just finished reading Peres's insightful (if slightly self-aggrandizing) autobiography.

I must say, the Hamas leader quoted in the article does little to allay the fears of wobbly doves like myself with exchanges like the following:

"Look," he said. "We will be happy to take any square metre of land from the Israelis—the West Bank, Gaza—that they are prepared to give us, but that doesn't mean we'll renounce our rights to all of Palestine."

Then what are your real goals? I asked him.

"What is the final goal of Islamic peoples everywhere?" he said. "It is to establish an Islamic state in Palestine, in Egypt, in Lebanon, in Saudi Arabia—everywhere under a single caliphate. There is no role for a Jewish state in this. I would ask you: What role is there for a Jewish state in the United States? In California? Well, in Los Angeles you may have one. In Brooklyn, yes." A knowing laugh. "But what happens in your country if they are asked to establish a Jewish state?" He made the point plainer still: "We will not tolerate a non-Islamic state on Islamic lands. We cannot allow that. Anwar Sadat was assassinated because he refused to implement Islamic law—Sharia—as Egypt's constitution."


Statements like these indicate that compromise with Hamas is impossible unless one is prepared to deny Israel's right to exist. But the Palestinian Authority is an unreliable alternative whose incompetence is undermining its base of support among Palestinians, never mind Israel. Ach....

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Yesterday, I saw someone reading The Next Karate Kid on the train.

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Thursday, January 03, 2002
 
Also from The Nation: Ani DiFranco writes beautifully about her experience rubbing elbows with corporate-controlled media. She's a better writer than she is a songwriter (can I say that?)!

My favorite part: re: the career/business-oriented tone of the questions she gets asked by interviewers -- "...if I think outside the box, does it mean that I have to spend my fifteen minutes pointing at the box?" Ha! Brilliant.

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A handy little Flash chart showing The Big Ten media companies and what they own -- you'll be shocked at how wide and deep their tentacles reach. And keep in mind that they have identical policy interests, so the fact that there are ten of them does not diversity make.

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Wow, Check Out That Motorcycle Revving!

"The mere act of sitting astride a stationary motorcycle and manipulating the throttle for the express purpose of creating vast amounts of ear-splitting noise is the most impressive display of power known to man."


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Heh -- peeps have started cataloging the continuity and other mistakes in Lord Of The Rings. These contributors must have already seen the film a bunch of times.

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Interesting article in the Washington Post about the ongoing redefinition of adolescence -- some say that it lasts until 34!

Some particularly scintillating tidbits:

  • Adolescents today have received four times as many toys as the generation before them, according to the industry newsletter Retail Merchandiser


  • In Italy, the average age to leave Mom and Dad is 34 years

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    Wednesday, January 02, 2002
     
    I must have thought that all the problems that existed at the end of 2001 would go away at the stroke of midnight 1/1/02, because I find myself disappointed that they haven't. It's 1/2/02 now, and I actually have a lot of work today (which doesn't seem fair), so I can't muster the commentary these great pieces deserve (once more, thanks to Rc3):

    How To Save The Arab World -- very persuasive.

    And the Wall Street Journal bought a computer formerly used by al-Qaeda and found all kinds of interesting gubbins on there.

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    Mad props to J, B & V, our A+ travelmates on the Holiday Transversal.

    Big ups to the Comfort Inn, Msomethingville Kentucky, for hooking us up with the $35, 5-sleepin' motel room on New Year's Eve.

    Cheers to Buick, for building the resplendent Custom LeSabre, which enabled us to scythe intrepidly hrough the American countryside in style and comfort.

    An admiring nod to the Cracker Barrel patron bravely sporting a badly mangled but lovingly fluffed raccoon on her head in place of the more traditional "hairstyle."

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    Happy New Year, from the Using Bees To Effect Vengeance family of companies.

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