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Tuesday, March 26, 2002
 
Elvis Costello chooses some of his favorite lyrics. And from the accompanying article, this choice quote: "Destiny's Child's "Say My Name" is as good as anything [Motown's] Holland- Dozier-Holland ever wrote. It's a simple story anybody can recognize, done with tremendous panache."

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An excerpt from an earlier rant of mine made it to yesterday's edition of Random Blog Quotes, which is a pretty cool site actually, so I'm well chuffed.

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Helms Reverses Opposition to Help on AIDS

"I know of no more heartbreaking tragedy in the world today," the senator wrote, "than the loss of so many young people to a virus that could be stopped if we simply provided more resources."

Mr. Helms has frequently denounced foreign aid as a "rathole" and has frequently voted against aid appropriation bills. He has attributed his change of opinion to Bono, the star of the rock group U2 who has pushed for more federal spending to fight AIDS, and the Rev. Franklin Graham, who heads an organization known as Samaritan's Purse and is deeply involved with Africa.


[Shakes head] Ten years ago when I had a defaced picture of Jesse Helms on the back of my school binder, I would not have predicted that the singer for U2 would convince him of the error of his ways.

Incidentally, Helms does not intend to help US AIDS sufferers, since their plight is purely a result of the "homosexual lifestyle". So I have no plans to canonize him yet. And even Bono will not be able to change my mind.

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Monday, March 25, 2002


 
The Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act (or CBDTPA) has been introduced into Congress, and it's a doozy. Essentially, "any hardware or software that reproduces, displays or retrieves or accesses any kind of copyrighted work" will have copy-protection mechanisms built in, by government mandate. That means MP3 players, computers, CD players, Palm Pilots, CD burners, TVs, etc.

Why? Because as Sen. Fritz Hollings, the bill's primary sponsor, points out, ""any device that can legitimately play, copy or electronically transmit one or more categories of media also can be misused for illegal copyright infringement. " This is true. But rather than say to media companies, "Wow, that sucks for you guys, you better figure out a business model that accomodates the way people really want to interact with music, films, and text in the digital world [i.e. easy access to everything, all you can eat, for one flat rate] rather than selling one work at at time", Hollings etc. -- aided by generous donations, of course -- have decided to restrict the ability of citizens to use perfectly legal technologies because they could be used to make lots of copies. So much for "fair use" rights.

What happens if you tamper with or attempt to disable the copy protection on your computer or PDA or Mp3 player that you've legally purchased and in fact own in order to make copies of media that you've legally purchased and in fact own? Five years in jail and a $500,000 fine.

This is ridiculous. As someone at the recent PC Forum said, "People are having their citizenship taken away and replaced by consumership."

Stoppoliceware.org has the scoop on how to fight the CBDTPA.

As last night's Oscars showed, we sure loves us some Hollywood. That Halle Berry sure seems like a nice, pretty lady. But making a Hitchcock-like directorial cameo was the festering head of MPAA lobbyist Jack Valenti, gurning and mugging in Errol Morris's gee-isn't-Hollywood-magical--you-need-us-you-know-slap-on-the-back film that opened the show. Valenti was alarmist and dead wrong when he said that video was going to destroy the movie industry. He's sounding the same alarms about the Internet now, of course, and he's wrong again. And the scary thing is that our insatiable lust for celebrity conveniently blinds us to the unseemly power that media conglomerates -- the celebrity-enablers -- are amassing over our daily lives. We exist to consume their content, and if we start getting uppity by sharing files online, they bring the hammer down and start calling in those favors, all the while shoving more celebrity gossip, starlets falling out of dresses, right-on uplifting sentiment, and vicarious emotion down our throats until we're well and truly sedated and we've happily conflated consumer choice with individual rights once and for all.

But Reese Witherspoon looked nice, didn't she?

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Friday, March 22, 2002
 
2002 Messiest Apartment Contest

Wow. I hope this is the final, shattering proof that my wife needs in order to acknowledge that my tidiness issues are really laughably minor in the grand scheme of things. And that the proper response to them is a good-humored, indulgent shake of the head perhaps coupled with a quiet chuckle to oneself.

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Wednesday, March 20, 2002
 
In keeping with the earlier posts on British slang, we now have a nice compendium of German swear words -- with audio files so you can get the pronunciation right! No schweinehund or fefluchtnachmal (don't know how it's written, but my siblings and I picked it up from our grandparents when we were kids). [via Shake That Cola Drag]

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A trans-European fight has broken out on the Fantasy Football league message board, some French folk having stirred up passions by pointing out how many French footballers play in the English Premier League. Some Englishmen observed that the reason for this was that the French football leagues are so crap, and how many French teams made it to the Champions League anyway, eh?

The discussion quickly degenerated (I'll spare you the postings by some of the Irish contingent), but my favorite post by a Frenchman so far is the following:

TODAY IT'S DAY OF FRANCE
by: GODE SAVE THE DRAG-QUEEN (feverfr)
Wednesday, March 20 7:11 AM PT

the best country in the world.
english women look like elisabeth 2 the queen of the drag-queen people:les english de mes couilles.
you les rosbeef washing the back of your master george michael la tarlouzes and robbie williams le sucker de charles the big ears.

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Monday, March 18, 2002
 
Neo-Nazis review The Man Who Wasn't There [via Metafilter]

"There is a modicum of anti-White racism to be found in many of their works, but this is countered by the fact that the Coens are fine storytellers. In this age of Lowest-Common-Denominator crap coming from Hollywood, it's nice to see a thought-provoking comedy once in a while, even if it is brought to us by more of those filthy Yids."

Yes, Vanguard News Network is a highly disturbing website. Some of the writing is laughable, some of it is impressively literate. Either way, why not check out some state-of-the-art racial hatred and anti-Semitism? Let's learn from the last six months, and get this stuff on our radar screen before it reaches critical mass [c.f Elvis Costello's song "Night Rally" or The Clash's "Clampdown"]. And maybe we can empty their coffers by pushing their bandwith bill to unsupportable levels.

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Team picks white man mascot to make point [via Kottke.org]

"An intramural basketball team at the University of Northern Colorado called “The Fighting Whities” is turning the tables on the Eaton mascot issue. Led by Solomon Little Owl, director of Native American Student Services at UNC, the team chose a white man as its mascot to raise awareness and understanding of stereotypes that some cultures endure"

Nice one.

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I haven't had time to check out the nominees, but there's the The SXSW Web Awards is bound to be home to all manner of groovy goodness. If there's anything particularly mind-blowing I should check out, please let me know....

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Sunday, March 17, 2002
 
Why did I resist getting the Goldfrapp album for so long? Sensuous Sarah Cracknell-meets-Shirley-Bassey vocals atop a shimmering blend of John Barry strings, Mancini/Schifrin harpsichord and harmonica stylings, and the odd electronic flourish to bring the whole concoction into the 21st century. Gorgeous stuff. As I just said to my wife, if Morcheeba is the quintessential Sonnetmusik, then Goldfrapp is surely Alexmusik.

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Wednesday, March 13, 2002
 
The editor of National Review weighs the merits of nuking Mecca. The American Prospect has a suitably snarky and outraged response.

P.S -- I just subscribed to the American Prospect -- they've dropped their annual subscription rate from $30/yr to $9.95.

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Girl Wonders: Michael Gurian defines his post-feminist vision

I'm dubious of these physiological gender-difference factoids, but they're certainly interesting. [via Flutterby]

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Monday, March 11, 2002
 
Two new MP3s-Of-The-Time-Increment this week, the first being "Death Car" by the band Wheat. It's from their album Medeiros (hah!), and the reason I've chosen it is that it is an insidious little song. Better-than-average indie rock vocals, a lovely chorus and intriguing lyrics add up to a song that gets stuck in my head remarkably frequently considering it came out so long ago. Listen to it three times and you'll have the same pleasure.

The second is Don Piper's "Just Checking In". Don has played with the terrific Pam Miller, among others, but is a gifted songwriter In His Own Write. This song is a catchy little mid-tempo foot-tapper with an instantly appealing chorus. Great production too. You can check more of his stuff out at his website.

Speaking of In His Own Write, Sonnet and I managed to pick up McCartney tickets today. They're $85 tickets in Nosebleed Towers, but hey -- it's Macca. Last time I saw him was 1990, and it was the best day of my life up until that point. For a Beatleist like me, there's no question. It's like a Buddhist coming face to face with Siddhartha. That is, if Siddhartha were touring stadia and singing 'bout Freedom. I'm talking 'bout Freeeeeeeeedom. If you're reading this Mr. McCartney, please play "The Pound Is Sinking" or "Don't Be Careless, Love" or "Back Seat Of My Car". And go easy on the stuff from the new album -- we're still, er, getting into it.

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So far I'm reasonably impressed with BBC's new Radio 6 -- on Day 1, they've interviewed Clash roadie Johnny Green, had a session from old Austinite Hammell On Trial, and spun tunes from the likes of Richard Ashcroft, Electric Soft Parade, Dubstar ("Not So Manic Now" -- yay, 1995 flashback!), Mary Lorson...its kinda like if the Mojo review section were a radio station. Their current playlist includes Mick Jagger, Gorillaz, White Stripes, Departure Lounge, Travis, Outkast...you're getting the picture. Worth a go.

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I agree with Bekkah's haikus re: Mr. Russell Crowe. Sonnet is also likely to weigh in on the subject. I just couldn't believe anyone could say the words "God bless narrative" with a straight face.

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Scott has a brilliant photo of the day today.

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I love slang. Particularly British slang -- Cockney, Scottish, Irish...they're all enormously amusing, as far as I'm concerned. Someone posted this excellent compendium of Irish slang to Metafilter, and I creased myself laughing as I went through it. A lot of it I was familiar with thanks to Roddy Doyle books, but much of it was delightfully new to me. Naturally, most of it is extremely rude, so please don't have a butcher's at it if you're easily offended. Or even if you're not easily offended.
Just for good measure, here are a good London slang site and a Scottish slang page.

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Friday, March 08, 2002
 
Billy Bragg Addresses Parliament

Rock singer Billy Bragg hiked up his sweater to show off a T-shirt featuring the punk band the Clash as he testified in Parliament, telling legislators they were out of touch with the British people.

Speaking of The. Clash., I just finished A Riot Of Our Own, by Clash roadie Johnny Green, and can highly recommend it for fans.

Other tidbits: went to see John Wesley Harding last night. He played his forthcoming album, in order, to open the show...all the songs sounded terrific. One song, Sussex Ghost Story, has an arrangement by Gavin Bryars, so Wes brought his boombox, miked it up, and played the song over the recorded strings. Then a nice surprise -- Evan Dando jumped up to play a couple of new songs and then Wes joined him on another new Dando original called "Hard Drive". As Adam -- who'd heard it before -- promised, it was fantastic. While Dando's always been quite the melodicist, his lyrics have never been this affecting before.

Edit: turns out it's a Ben Lee song. Oh well.

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Thursday, March 07, 2002
 
Yeah! Rocks-anne is going to start gigging again....

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Tuesday, March 05, 2002
 
Last night, Sonnet and I did a fun thing with J & B. Namely, a steel cage match between six classical piano players to determine the Best Piano Player of the Century. The judges (except for J, who was the architect of the evening -- THANKS!) did not know who was who during the competition, a double-blind methodology being required to ensure the scrupulous fairness the participants deserved.

There were two stages: the Beethoven program and the Freestyle program. I predicted Vladimir Horowitz would win, but shocker of shockers, he actually came last! The Top 3 were

Gold: Daniel Barenboim
Silver: Glenn Gould
Bronze: Maurizio Pollini

My personal top 3 were Gould, Barenboim and MoPo, in that order.

It sounds dorky, but it was actually really fun. [Parenthetical aside: you know what? I'm going to stop using "dorky" as an antonym for "fun" because dorkiness more often than not = fun.] I recommend you do what we did -- just listen quietly, take notes to yourself, and then take turns discussing your emotional take on the piece. You'll get a lot more out of the music that way.... OK, even if you choose not to take notes, next time you're in the mood for some cultcha, don't use it as background music. I've often thought that being in the presence of the artists during performance accounted for the superior buzz of live classical music, but after last night, I think it's the lack of distraction that's the key variable.

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Monday, March 04, 2002
 
What is it with Ground Force? A flurry of friends have recently come out to me as fans of the BBC gardening show. Guess I'm just more punk rock than that -- viz: my linking to an MP3 of the new Oasis single, even though its host has already received a cease and desist letter from the RIAA. [Rik Mayall voice] Pretty bloody brilliant, eh? [end Rik]

Actually the song is not particularly great, but it sounds a lot better the second time through.

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Amaretto coffee is goooooood.

I went ice skating yesterday, for the first time since I was a kid. I didn't fall down once, although I was not at my most graceful.

Planning on seeing John Wesley Harding at Makor on Thursday. He's always highly entertaining live...if you live in NYC you should check it out.

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Sunday, March 03, 2002
 
In honor of Jeff's birthday, I'm going to assign an essay question:

Compare and contrast Preston Sturges' film Sullivan's Travels with Pulp's song "Common People".

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